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Pineapple Express

The guys who brought you Superbad reunite for the action-comedy Pineapple Express. Lazy stoner Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) has only one reason to visit…

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The Happening

From director M. Night Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, Signs) comes a lightning-paced, heart-pounding paranoid thriller about a family on the run from an inexplicable and…

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Transformers

Whereas the Earth is the home of a variety of organic-based lifeforms, the planet of Cybertron is the homeworld of a race of robots…

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Tom yum goong (US: The Protector UK: Warrior King)

A young fighter growing up in Thaland forms an unbreakable bond with his family elephants. The elephants are stolen and taken to Australia in an…

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Basic Instinct 2
A terrible sequel that should have been killed off after the first movie.
Pan's Labyrinth
War, Violence, Blood, Fable, Magic, Mystery
When A Stranger Calls
A heart stopper.
Little Miss Sunshine
Hilarious, tragic, moving and classic
Lucky Number Slevin
A clever concise movie with one twisted plot.
Sunshine
Looks a million bucks, but doesn't quite reach the stars.
Lucky You
Worth a rent, not for the sugar addicts one for the cognac snifters.
Two for the Money
Small town sports hero, big city.... Al Pacino...
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
Don't be a gangsta, it'll get you killed.
Walking Tall
This is my town!
American Gangster
Denzel, Russell, Ridley + Harlem, 70's, Drugs, Chicks = Madness... the good kind!
The Marksman
Sadly a terrible movie and hopefully not the decline in Wesley Snipes' acting career.
Pineapple Express
Pot smoking, dope dealing sillyness.
Miami Vice
Updated, revamped and super slick, an awesome movie.
Broken Flowers
Funny, subtle, frustrating.
Flags of Our Fathers
Weak script, slow dialogue, some reasonable performances are it's saving grace.
Devil's Pond
You think you know someone.
Apocalypto
Nice idea, predictable execution, dull dialogue, lots of blood.
Closer
This movie is simply stunning.
Six Days Seven Nights
Never judge a book by its cover.
When A Stranger Calls
A heart stopper.
Doom
Mediocre action film, based on computer game - not recommended.
The Da Vinci Code
Buy the book and wait for DVD.
Disturbia
Entertaining acting, fun and scary idea, not a horror but a family drama.
Spider-Man 3
Fun, but too much hype, tooo many villans and tooooo many storylines!!!
Hostel
Absolutely gross and extremely sick.
Wrong Turn
You can run but you can't hide.
The Good Girl
A sedate plod through a mundane life with dramatic results.
The Machinist (Maquinista, El)
Tired, beaten-up, emaciated Christian Bale - acting masterclass.
Urban Legend
What you don’t believe may kill you!
The Painted Veil
Luscious sets, human drama, subtley, a bit like a twisted Remains of the Day.
The Libertine
You have to see this. You need to see this. One of Depp's best perfomances yet!
Mindhunters
Time is life.
16 Blocks
It's not only the traffic in New York that's murder.
Hancock
A plotless mess of drunken superheroes.
Scream 2
Someone is repeating Woodsboro, Sydney is dying to find out who.
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
Don't be a gangsta, it'll get you killed.
Two for the Money
Small town sports hero, big city.... Al Pacino...
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Funny little Pakistani man, average comedy flick. WARNING - VULGAR.
Scream 2
Someone is repeating Woodsboro, Sydney is dying to find out who.
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Great animated adventure!
Tom yum goong (US: The Protector UK: Warrior King)
Amazing action and stunts, fun, moving, madness.
The Incredible Hulk
A special effects masterpiece, exciting, entertaining and fun.
Game 6
Great story, great actors, great acting, great music. Great.
Downfall (Untergang, Der )
A fascinating, shocking, moving film. INCREDIBLE ACTING.
Firewall
A hard hitting movie and a must see.
Amazing Grace
Interesting historical look at a pioneering humanitarian of the 18th century. Important viewing.
The Libertine
You have to see this. You need to see this. One of Depp's best perfomances yet!
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Funny little Pakistani man, average comedy flick. WARNING - VULGAR.
Mindhunters
Time is life.
The Net 2.0
A far fetched technically flawed movie.
Apocalypto
Nice idea, predictable execution, dull dialogue, lots of blood.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
A fantastic and laugh out loud adventure, leaves you smiling, don't miss out.
The Iron Giant
Rent it, buy it, and watch it until you're bored of it.
L'enfant (The Child)
Intimate, desperate, subtle, erratic.
The Weather Man
Bloody awful - stay away.
Walking Tall
This is my town!
Robots
Lots of silly laughs, great inventive animation, quirky and original.
Kekexili (Mountain Patrol)
Cinematic landscapes, harsh, interesting, challeneging.
The New World
Good acting from a newbie can't save this teribble film.
Children Of Men
Good plot, great director, didn't live up to expectation.
Apocalypto
Nice idea, predictable execution, dull dialogue, lots of blood.
Little Miss Sunshine
Hilarious, tragic, moving and classic
The Net 2.0
A far fetched technically flawed movie.
Big Fish
A heart-felt tale of an adventure as big as life itself! It may even make you cry.
Kinsey
Interested in sex?
Reign Over Me
Good not great, one can cry the other cannot. Even greater things to come from Don Cheadle methinks.
Robots
Lots of silly laughs, great inventive animation, quirky and original.
Knocked Up
A gratuitously hilarious romantic comedy.
The Condemned
Vinnie Jones is the only character to come out realtively unscathed. Bloody, a concept that could have been done better.
The Golden Compass
Utterly stunning, a masterful piece of cinema.
Wild Hogs
Veteran actors ham it up with slapstick humour and goofy one liners.
The Da Vinci Code
Buy the book and wait for DVD.
Kekexili (Mountain Patrol)
Cinematic landscapes, harsh, interesting, challeneging.
Tamara
A pretty poor horror slasher flick with some eye candy, try at your peril.
Batman Begins
Batman kicking ass, Ninjas, creepy badguys, Katie Holmes, Michael Caine... Good job done!
Crash
Stupendously brilliantly fantastically excellently awesome!
The Ninth Gate
My advice - watch the first half and then turn it off. Trust me. do I look like the devil?
X-Men: The Final Stand
A powerful and great ending movie in this trilogy.
DOA Dead Or Alive
Good old fashioned video game fun, sexy ladies, tiny bikini's and a bucket load of parental-approved action-packed acrobatics.
The Illusionist
Edward Norton too bland, Jessica Biel too hot, Paul Giamatti too good!
The Condemned
Vinnie Jones is the only character to come out realtively unscathed. Bloody, a concept that could have been done better.
Cinderella Man
Inspiring, Evocative, Intense.
16 Blocks
It's not only the traffic in New York that's murder.
Premonition
More drama than thriller.
The Da Vinci Code
Buy the book and wait for DVD.
The Lost Boys
Never invite a vampire into your home!
Hancock
A plotless mess of drunken superheroes.
The Untouchables
Make sure when the shift is over, you go home alive.
The Painted Veil
Luscious sets, human drama, subtley, a bit like a twisted Remains of the Day.
Poseidon
Said before: ship at sea, hit by a natural disaster, starts to sink, survivors must get out.
King Kong
A wonderful remake, great acting and amazing special effects make this a sure winner for Peter Jackson.
V for Vendetta
Thought-provoking, exciting, fun, from the Matrix boys.
Devil's Pond
You think you know someone.
Aeon Flux
90 minutes of sci-fi fun that won't let you down.
X-Men: The Final Stand
A powerful and great ending movie in this trilogy.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Enjoy with popcorn and sugary drink, but don’t expect the buzz to last.
The Untouchables
Make sure when the shift is over, you go home alive.
Fun with Dick and Jane
Don't bother unless you want to be bored, or you are a die hard die hard Carey fan.
King Kong
A wonderful remake, great acting and amazing special effects make this a sure winner for Peter Jackson.
Pineapple Express
Pot smoking, dope dealing sillyness.
Pink Floyd: The Wall
Alice in Wonderland, The Cell.
Kinsey
Interested in sex?
16 Blocks
It's not only the traffic in New York that's murder.
Firewall
A hard hitting movie and a must see.
Open Season
Good Message, Bad performances, Dull Script.... but fun.
The Fountain
A compelling and beautiful film you won't forget.
Winter Passing
A joy to watch, happiness triumphs over the sadness.
The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants
You always need your friends, get the tissues ready.
Pineapple Express
Pot smoking, dope dealing sillyness.
House of Wax
This movie is worth watching if not just to see Chad's muscle bound body and watch his moody, sexy stares!
Superman Returns
Solid acting, amazing music, crazy CGI action.
Over The Hedge
Go see it, The animation's great, and will entertain you for 83 minutes.
Children Of Men
Good plot, great director, didn't live up to expectation.
The Bourne Ultimatum
Fun, cool, busy and yet hollow.
Scream
Just answering your phone can get you killed!
28 Weeks Later...
Dead people can come back to life and eat you if you make a crap sequel to a great film.
Broken Flowers
Funny, subtle, frustrating.
Green Street Hooligans
A surpiringly good story and well performed. Dare I say "GO REDS!"
Firewall
A hard hitting movie and a must see.
American Gangster
Denzel, Russell, Ridley + Harlem, 70's, Drugs, Chicks = Madness... the good kind!
The Departed
Funny, violent, Nicholson
The Net 2.0
A far fetched technically flawed movie.
Robots
Lots of silly laughs, great inventive animation, quirky and original.
Fight Club
If this is your first time at Fight Club, you gotta fight...
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Arrrggh avast and shiver yer timbers.
Mission Impossible 3 (Mi-III)
Your faith is repayed Mr. Cruise, quality entertainment, deliciously unrealistic.
Pride and Prejudice
Romance, angst, fun, love, money, english countrside, JUDI DENCH!
Falling Down
The customer is always right.
Blades of Glory
"Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional."
Kinsey
Interested in sex?
Saving Private Ryan
An amazing movie, has to be seen.
The Bourne Ultimatum
Fun, cool, busy and yet hollow.
Batman Begins
Batman kicking ass, Ninjas, creepy badguys, Katie Holmes, Michael Caine... Good job done!
The Incredible Hulk
A special effects masterpiece, exciting, entertaining and fun.
Mindhunters
Time is life.
Grandma's Boy
Boobs, weed, a couple of laughs.
The Libertine
You have to see this. You need to see this. One of Depp's best perfomances yet!
Wild Hogs
Veteran actors ham it up with slapstick humour and goofy one liners.
Northfork
A visually stellar epic, every shot could be a framed photograph. Great acting as well.
Over The Hedge
Go see it, The animation's great, and will entertain you for 83 minutes.
Crank
WWWaaaaaaahhhhhhhH!!!!!! End.
Pineapple Express
Pot smoking, dope dealing sillyness.
Amazing Grace
Interesting historical look at a pioneering humanitarian of the 18th century. Important viewing.
Northfork
A visually stellar epic, every shot could be a framed photograph. Great acting as well.
The World's Fastest Indian
A superb movie about an amazing feat.
The Lost Boys
Never invite a vampire into your home!
Over The Hedge
Go see it, The animation's great, and will entertain you for 83 minutes.
The Golden Compass
Utterly stunning, a masterful piece of cinema.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
A fantastic tale that has to be seen!
Pieces of April
Simply brilliant.
The Happening
Wooden film, doesn't live up to the hype.
Green Street Hooligans
A surpiringly good story and well performed. Dare I say "GO REDS!"
Casino Royale
Bond is back.
Pink Floyd: The Wall
Alice in Wonderland, The Cell.
Flags of Our Fathers
Weak script, slow dialogue, some reasonable performances are it's saving grace.
Point Break
Surfing is the source it will change your life forever.
Cinderella Man
Inspiring, Evocative, Intense.
Mission Impossible 3 (Mi-III)
Your faith is repayed Mr. Cruise, quality entertainment, deliciously unrealistic.
Revolver
A slick intelligent gangster flick.
When A Stranger Calls
A heart stopper.
Little Miss Sunshine
Hilarious, tragic, moving and classic
The Condemned
Vinnie Jones is the only character to come out realtively unscathed. Bloody, a concept that could have been done better.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Enjoy with popcorn and sugary drink, but don’t expect the buzz to last.
DOA Dead Or Alive
Good old fashioned video game fun, sexy ladies, tiny bikini's and a bucket load of parental-approved action-packed acrobatics.
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Little Miss Sunshine
Hilarious, tragic, moving and classic
The Killing Fields
If The Killing Fields doesn't tear at your heart strings, you have no soul.
Blood Diamond
Spectacular, action-packed, shocking, incredible film.
Crash
Stupendously brilliantly fantastically excellently awesome!
Miami Vice
Updated, revamped and super slick, an awesome movie.
The Shawshank Redemption
A beautiful Script, powerful acting, stunning directing and a moving score.
The Untouchables
Make sure when the shift is over, you go home alive.
The Killing Fields
If The Killing Fields doesn't tear at your heart strings, you have no soul.
Blood Diamond
Spectacular, action-packed, shocking, incredible film.